What the fuck? Is there a reason that the T can only run a B train every 15 minutes or so? Is it to insure maximum discomfort for the passengers packed together as if it's the final trip to Bergen-Belsen? Were those "new" cars designed by a computer that was not given any information on the dimensions of the human body?
And now, to add insult to injury, what the fuck's up with the ear-bleedingly loud announcements about "security" and "suspicious behavior" every 20 seconds?
WTF, now we are expected to act like the Police? As if the T isn't filled with suspicious characters to begin with! ANd the part about reporting anything suspicious to a uniformed T employee...like who, the Zolof-riddled drone who sells the tokens? Who in the history of the T has ever SEEN a "uniformed T employee"? I KNOW the T employs people...somebody has to be constantly suing them for racial discrimination, but actually SEE these people, never!
What's next from the T? Getting poked in the ass by pitchfork-weilding imps from Hell?