10. “Hi, you sound great! Here’s my phone #, call me!” (This being the *first* email I get from the guy.)
9. “I am not ____ or ____ or _____, (everything I requested in my ad), but that’s ok, right?”
8. “Hey, why don’t we go out for a few drinks and then come back to my place.” (Sure, I’ll get drunk and let you get me alone and defenseless. Where could the harm be in that?)
7. “I resemble Anthony Edwards from ER!” (Why don’t you just say, I’m bald with glasses?)
6. “Discretion is a must.” (Ah, you’re cheating on someone. Nice.)
5. “Let me tell you about myself – I make a lot of money, I own my own home, I drive a nice car, and I have a great pension plan set up.” (Wow, what woman burned you so badly that you think this is necessary information?)
4. “Why do women always want a guy their height or taller? You’re a shallow bitch.”
3. “I'm a well endowed 68 yr old that looks a "little" younger....” (Oh God, I did NOT need that mental image.)
2. “Nice photo – are those C cups?”
1. Photo(s) of penis, assumably the sender’s.
Do men get these horrible types of responses from women? If you’re a guy and you have some classic responses you’ve received, please share! I’m dying of curiosity!