One of our esteemed CL colleagues recently posted here objecting to the Red Sox rally Phrase "Cowboy Up!" as having nothing to do with the New England region. Although I like the phrase, I must admit that professional cowboys are not the commonest sight on the streets of our fair city. So, in the spirit of fair play and tolerance that has come to typify the craigslist community, I offer the following local alternatives to "Cowboy Up!":
1. Fisherman Cast!
2. Professor Teach!
3. Doctor Heal!
4. Banker Invest!
5. Insuranceman, er, do something or other
6. Lawyer Litigate!
7. Liberal Protest!
8. Geek Program!