Go fuck yourself. See? That was free—and painless, right? Tell me to do the same, only don't use the same insult; you have to come up with your own.
Have a rough drive into work today? Good, I hope it pissed you off and you didn't look anybody in the eye on the elevator or said good morning to anyone. You think they care? You're wrong. They just think you're a dick (or C@NT, for that matter).
So go ahead and unload on me—I’ll shoot back. I've got a horrible 40-minute commute to work that pisses me off so badly, I'm willing to trade that anger for yours because I’m
*SURE* it’s not as bad as what I experienced on my way into work. I promise I can beat you out of your frustration (verbally, of course).
Give it a try. Who knows, maybe this will keep you from walking into work one day with a shotgun and taking out some annoying (but innocent) coworker.