Sure we'll date or something, maybe even become SO's. Then you'll break my heart, or perhaps I'll break yours, and we'll be ex's for the rest of out lives. I'm searching for the perfect guy who can break it off cleanly and without baggage! Who knows what to say, won't stalk, and doesn't flaunt the big-busted new gf in my face. I'm the perfect ex. I know when to lend a hand, when to stay away, when to send a card, and I'll even have tea with your mom if she wants. Be my forever best ex!