craigslist, I need your help
T.I.L.F. -Toad I'd Like to Find- is MISSING from 300 block of REDACTED Blvd. Hopped the fence sometime after 11pm last night.
Description: BIG toad with beautiful eyes
Escaped from garden near intersection of MLK Blvd & Edith Blvd
Are you in the mood for a safari? I expect Toad to be on the move again this evening, after 8pm. $100 CASH REWARD TO ANYONE WHO FINDS TILF.
Text or Call NUMBER REDACTED to report Toad sighting
not a joke, please do not flag, Toad won't make it in the Real World