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12 Oct 2005 - The gift in the dressing room. - m4w
06 Oct 2005 - Who Crapped in my Washing Machine?
28 Sep 2005 - Free Freezer!! Holy CRAP That's Cold!!!
21 Sep 2005 - Bright orange vomit - m4w
15 Sep 2005 - RAVE: Strategy for Reading the Best of CL page
10 Sep 2005 - I am nominating Craig for head of FEMA
05 Sep 2005 - Going on record
30 Aug 2005 - Re: Painting & Wall Patching "Gig"= CHEAP BASTARD ! ! !
26 Aug 2005 - MC with vomitting girl at Dupont Metro
18 Aug 2005 - Warning: Bagpipes Kill
16 Aug 2005 - Fashion advice For my lover
12 Aug 2005 - RE: Get Real (Only Size Matters..) - 33
12 Aug 2005 - Pregnant lady in wife beater, riding the metro - m4w
11 Aug 2005 - STOP fake jogging around my block just to bump into me
11 Aug 2005 - I come with a $1 million guarantee - m4w
11 Aug 2005 - poop walker
11 Aug 2005 - Thank you Donkey Porn
09 Aug 2005 - Piss and Porn
08 Aug 2005 - I love you. Leave my butt alone.
08 Aug 2005 - Stripper I overpaid for a lap dance - I think we shared a moment, no? - m4w
02 Aug 2005 - im brown, on the metro and messin with your head
02 Aug 2005 - Rant: Wet ass from the automatic flusher...
15 Jul 2005 - Metro Foils Al-Qaeda Plot (warning: gallows humor)
14 Jul 2005 - Re: Borf, DC Loves You
11 Jul 2005 - Keep your Big Smokey away from me
08 Jul 2005 - you suck dick like a pornstar
05 Jul 2005 - Elevators
23 Jun 2005 - My Ipod Shuffle thinks I'm Gay
21 Jun 2005 - Help for the Confused
17 Jun 2005 - Welcome my little interns
15 Jun 2005 - DC Tourists: Metro Do’s and Don’ts
15 Jun 2005 - Why sometimes you just need a man…
14 Jun 2005 - I lied. I don't want to see your cock.
14 Jun 2005 - Bye Bye Vibrator
10 Jun 2005 - Ode to the intern I am forced to share an office with
08 Jun 2005 - Zzzzzzz..... King Size Used Sealy Posturepedic Celestial Mattress
06 Jun 2005 - I'm sorry I am not better looking
06 Jun 2005 - MUST LOVE DOGS!
01 Jun 2005 - Save an unwanted dresser from a very sad life -- ALREADY SAVED!
01 Jun 2005 - Squirrel confessions
24 May 2005 - Dear Whomever: I Have Adopted Your Dog, and He is Safe
22 May 2005 - Gone Pending Pickup: Five Evil Silver Dollar Fish
19 May 2005 - Confessions of an online dating addict
13 May 2005 - Why I shouldn't date Jews
12 May 2005 - Me: picking up pizza; You: peeing on my car.
12 May 2005 - Warning to my new girlfriend.
11 May 2005 - Dear Sir
10 May 2005 - RE: If u r Gay u have to expect people 2 not agree with that sick life
06 May 2005 - I'll pay you a dollar to stay in my creepy ass basement
05 May 2005 - good GOD i have to pee
05 May 2005 - Craig - I think its time we talk about our relationship
03 May 2005 - The cycle of CL
02 May 2005 - Marry me so I can get a dog
01 May 2005 - I won’t meet any of your criteria.
29 Apr 2005 - DC: gotta love hating this town
29 Apr 2005 - Damn you dusty Cracker Barrel Urinal!
28 Apr 2005 - Re: re: I fucked a fatty post
28 Apr 2005 - LADIES: Why You Don't Get My Seat on Metro
28 Apr 2005 - I am finally worth $516.45
22 Apr 2005 - rave: to the hornet i killed in the shower
22 Apr 2005 - To the guy I keep hooking up with (#$%#@!!)
20 Apr 2005 - An open Letter to CVS, 17th and P
13 Apr 2005 - M4W - I am the last guy you will ever date (pics)
10 Apr 2005 - RANT: Hot girl etiquette
05 Apr 2005 - Rant: No one wants DC
31 Mar 2005 - To the mystery pooper who defiled the handicrapper stall- why?
31 Mar 2005 - I am a champion!
27 Mar 2005 - M4CCE: Man seeking Cadbury Creme Eggs
26 Mar 2005 - I want to hate f*ck a Bush lovin, red flag bearin Republican
22 Mar 2005 - I'm starting a gang. If you'd like to join, and live in my area, email
21 Mar 2005 - Reply to My job and your job - 35
20 Mar 2005 - PSA for the ladies and funny (but painful) sex story
11 Mar 2005 - I am stronger than most of you weak girls who cry
09 Mar 2005 - the CL RnR people I've come to know and love
08 Mar 2005 - Listen up, Craigslisters: you're all fucking retarded, but it's ok
06 Mar 2005 - My job and your job
01 Mar 2005 - Creepy Guy seeks naive girl
01 Mar 2005 - Evil people I encounter daily
28 Feb 2005 - A reflection of entropy
23 Feb 2005 - 10 Reasons I Put A Darwin Fish On My Car
01 Feb 2005 - To the lady in front of me at Giant (and the check-out lady as well)
26 Jan 2005 - Rave: I love you, Average Boyfriend.
20 Jan 2005 - bored in fairfax
17 Jan 2005 - RE: WHY WON'T HE TOUCH ME? - 33
13 Jan 2005 - Rave - Hotties wanting to go to Inaugural Ball are EASY
12 Jan 2005 - Rave: Cool Afternoon at the Adult Video Store
12 Jan 2005 - Good-looking guys and average women
07 Jan 2005 - Blurry girl on Metro
07 Jan 2005 - Hello Americans! I've replaced the Outsourcing Guy
07 Jan 2005 - An Ode to RnR
05 Jan 2005 - Open letter to Starbucks customers:
04 Jan 2005 - Nostradamus predicts the coming year in DC
03 Jan 2005 - Uzbekistan Bowling Shoe Story
30 Dec 2004 - Our Single Intimate Encounter With 130 Other Passengers - m4w
30 Dec 2004 - Premenstrual Stream-of-Consciousness
25 Dec 2004 - My Christmas gift sucks worse than yours
17 Dec 2004 - The Plan for My Life
16 Dec 2004 - Any Furries out there?
15 Dec 2004 - I don't eat mushrooms anymore
15 Dec 2004 - I attacked a company today
15 Dec 2004 - craptastic treadmill and stair master
14 Dec 2004 - The 12 threads of Craigslist...
13 Dec 2004 - To the guy who tried to mug me last night
11 Dec 2004 - If your GF says "don't let me eat ANYTHING this week..."
08 Dec 2004 - Sideshow Freak Wanted
08 Dec 2004 - The Roommate Wars
02 Dec 2004 - RETURN OF THE PHANTOM SHITTER
01 Dec 2004 - To the person who broke into my car
01 Dec 2004 - IQ Test
29 Nov 2004 - I WAS A LIBERAL IN THE MILITARY!
18 Nov 2004 - DC's Driving Guide
18 Nov 2004 - My Blood Feud with My Garbage Man
18 Nov 2004 - WE ARE MOVING TO NEW ZEALAND AND YOU AIN'T
16 Nov 2004 - Where have all the Wingmen Gone????
16 Nov 2004 - A Religious Experience
15 Nov 2004 - You Have Got To See This...
09 Nov 2004 - RANT: My addiction to Craig
28 Oct 2004 - I almost pooped myself
11 Oct 2004 - To the girl in the men's restroom at St Ex Sunday night - m4w
07 Oct 2004 - My MC: Jail.
04 Oct 2004 - mother for sale
04 Oct 2004 - What’s with the pussy licking? - m4w
30 Sep 2004 - I saved a turtle and wrecked my car!
29 Sep 2004 - RE:RE Anal Sex
29 Sep 2004 - Free Bongos to Good Home...
29 Sep 2004 - re: YOU FUCKING DIRTY WHORE!!!!! and HERPES - w4
24 Sep 2004 - Re: TO THE ASSHOLE WHO BURNED MY ARM
14 Sep 2004 - porta jon for sale $1.00 - u pick up!!!!
11 Sep 2004 - fucking dc police
10 Sep 2004 - MC with another awkward CL-assisted date...
08 Sep 2004 - my craigslist experience ruined
07 Sep 2004 - I'm Free!!! Divorce is final!! I'm on a ManHunt! - w4m
30 Aug 2004 - Dark Hole
19 Aug 2004 - What Don't You Understand About Being a Bimbo
16 Aug 2004 - Wanted: Numerous amounts of dog crap
13 Aug 2004 - Ninja
09 Aug 2004 - To the IDIOT who stole my dog thinking it would win me back.
05 Aug 2004 - An open letter to myself: preemptive apology for future actions
02 Aug 2004 - Cicada Men
02 Jul 2004 - Ode to Interns
02 Jul 2004 - A great story of racial harmony in the DC subway.
28 Jun 2004 - Rant - My dog the nihilist
23 Jun 2004 - Smoking. Is. Awesome.
09 Jun 2004 - I Almost Won A Darwin Award
07 Jun 2004 - I AM THE PHANTOM SHITTER
07 Jun 2004 - mc with my fake eye...
03 Jun 2004 - You're a lesbian, and I'm gay, but.... - m4w
02 Jun 2004 - I didn't bust a nut because of your dog
02 Jun 2004 - I'm out
01 Jun 2004 - Things I did on the Metro.
31 May 2004 - Fatties strike back!
29 May 2004 - "How to Get in my Pants" 101
28 May 2004 - Open letter to the President of PBR
27 May 2004 - au bon PAIN!!
26 May 2004 - Cicada on third branch from the bottom - m4w
25 May 2004 - Fucking Cicadas
25 May 2004 - If You Were A Dinosaur, You're Name Would Be Fagasaurus Rex
20 May 2004 - Hey you! The guy that hates fat girls!
20 May 2004 - CICADAS
20 May 2004 - My cat is cheating on me!!!
17 May 2004 - Poor little Twiggy
16 May 2004 - FAO: fat bitter office whale
14 May 2004 - my gf shits standing up...
12 May 2004 - late night encounter with cicada's
09 May 2004 - To the person who stole my car stereo...
09 May 2004 - I need a URINAL
01 May 2004 - Man for Cat or Dog
28 Apr 2004 - The Further Adventures of Scrooge The Cat
27 Apr 2004 - Virginal twin bed
22 Apr 2004 - Rave: To Whore or Not to Whore...
21 Apr 2004 - rant: Dr, Suess Style
19 Apr 2004 - Lawyers in bed
17 Apr 2004 - I have 2 vaginers ! - w4m
14 Apr 2004 - Rant: The Fresh Fields Shitter
13 Apr 2004 - Guys in Dodge Neon with Racing Stripes and Hydraulics... - w4m
13 Apr 2004 - To the Naked Guy at the Gym
08 Apr 2004 - Mad Lib - 11am roundup:
05 Apr 2004 - posting poll
25 Mar 2004 - A Positively Craiggian Tale
15 Mar 2004 - The Process of Chipotle, a modern day miracle
02 Mar 2004 - MC w/ the Grim Reaper
02 Mar 2004 - George W. Cares What I Think
26 Feb 2004 - The Union Station Bike Pilferers
23 Feb 2004 - Rant: The Morning Race
22 Feb 2004 - Who is the patron saint of absurdity?
19 Feb 2004 - Payback on those Nigerian Email Scammers
17 Feb 2004 - RANT: I don't even like porn sites
12 Feb 2004 - How to Meet Women -- Advice from a Gay Man - m4m
12 Feb 2004 - I'll pay YOU to take this Bon Jovi CD off my hands
06 Feb 2004 - Rave: My OCD ex-girlfriend
05 Feb 2004 - You people do not represent DC
03 Feb 2004 - Anal Shaggin' 101: 'A rookie's point of view.'
20 Jan 2004 - Why I Think My Cat Is On Acid
19 Jan 2004 - I Fought the Toilet and the Toilet Won
16 Jan 2004 - Democrats are MACHO
15 Jan 2004 - Ultimate Butch Lesbian, Seeking 3 HOT, Busty Femmes for Private Party - w4w
14 Jan 2004 - A Request to Craig's List
08 Jan 2004 - My First Trip Through Craigsland
07 Jan 2004 - RE: Dear Craig - He's not here man!
07 Jan 2004 - Single woman seeks husband for home improvement project
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