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Originally Posted: 2005-08-12 12:59pm

RE: Get Real (Only Size Matters..) - 33

OVERCOMING THE SMALL DICK SEMINAR

Guys, the word is official, a big package rules beyond all else. According to a CL poster who represents all women of the world, there is nothing more important in life and love than a big salami.

Ever wondered:

* Why you are stuck in that dead end job?
* If your seemingly satisfied wife or girlfriend really is as satisfied in your sexual performance and relationship as she appears to be?
* If every woman you have ever been with who wanted to blowtorch your house after you ended it really had some deep seated psychological problem that only you and your small member could cure?
* If everyone really DOES have X-Ray specs and is judging you on the stats of your pocket pal?
* If all that laughter in the world is really about you?

THE ROOT OF YOUR PROBLEM COULD BE PENIS SIZE DISSATISFACTION!!

SMALL COCK HOLDING YOU BACK IN LIFE FROM ATTAINING ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS?

TIRED OF ENLARGEMENT PROGRAMS THAT SIMPLY DON'T WORK? THEN...

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You might not be able to change your actual penis size, but you can change how you feel about it! Join us for two inspirational, informatation packed days with other men, JUST LIKE YOU, that don't think they've got what it takes to make it in this world.

You'll learn:

* Powerful Visualization Techniques - Proven to GIVE YOU THE CONFIDENCE THAT ONLY A MASSIVE, THICK VEINED, TREE TRUNK COCK CAN PROVIDE.
* Big Enough For The Job - How to see yourself in that great job, that you are totally qualified for except that your COCK JUST ISN'T BIG ENOUGH
* The Top Ten Secrets of persuasion that make the world think you have a bigger cock than you do
* Super Stroke - Information that was once available only to elitist cocksmen, the secret to long slow stroking that gives the impression that your cock is much longer than it really is.
* Valuable Penis Tips - You'll hear from some of today's most powerful men with small to medium sized cocks, that turned that shorty into a sporty, JUST BY CHANGING THE WAY THEY VIEWED THEMSELVES

HANDS ON Participant Workshop Topics include:

* Girth, what's it really worth?
* When 10 inches just isn't enough
* Overcoming envy at the urinal - Why we look, how we can stop
* Measuring in Metrics - How a bigger number breeds confidence
* Mine, Yours, His - Facing the penis head on

REMEMBER - We can't do much about the card nature dealt us, but we can THINK BIG!

NO MATTER WHAT YOUR SIZE after just two incredible days you will be able to picture yourself with at least two more inches of length, one of girth. You'll feel like your penis is 10, 12, 15, 20 inches, hell, several feet! You'll picture yourself so big in the work world that you'll be able to fuck your way to success, sticking it to the senior guy two cubicles away! You'll imagine yourself fucking women with a dick so big that it will come out of their mouths, no! bigger! You'll impale her with a cock SO BIG that you will hear her vagina actually ripping apart! You'll be able to imagine yourself SO BIG that her entire torso will give way, bones will break, she will be one bloody organ exposed mess...YOU ARE SO BIG!! NOTHING WILL STOP YOU from seeing yourself with a cock so big that you can pole vault across the ocean on it and show all the European hotties a thing or two. You'll be able to fuck your neighbor, IN HER HOME, without leaving your house!

So don't delay! Given the number of average sized guys in this world, we expect the membership to this seminar will expand to beyond capacity!

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Wow.. seems like all the small guys can't handle the truth. When I mentioned that guys with the big ones get better jobs I meant that: A well hung stud has a much higher confidence level then a small guy, and it shows in the real world.. Ohh, and I'm sure if a well hung stud wore some tight knickers and a buldge was evident intimidate others and give him the edge in business. Small guys.. get over it

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