I'm sorry I am not better looking
I’m sorry I do not have a bigger penis. I see the posts of men with very large organs and I feel ashamed that my penis is only average.
I’m sorry I do not have a better job that makes me wealthy. It seems that many men on M4W have excellent jobs that pay them a lot of money. I feel ashamed that I have an average job that pays me only enough to live comfortably.
I’m sorry I’m not better educated. I have only a B.A., and it seems that all of the men on CL have MBA/JD/MD/PHD/CPAs. I feel ashamed that I do not have more initials after my name.
I’m sorry that I don’t like to perform oral sex on women as much as some of the men on CL. It seems that many CL men seem to exist only to perform cunnilingus for hours and make women feel happy that way. I do perform cunnilingus--but it does not define me.
I’m sorry that I am not a better sex partner. It seems that many of the men on CL are sexual virtuosos who "can go for hours". I am a giving lover, but I feel ashamed that I cannot go for hours.
I’m sorry that I do not have a nicer car. It seems that many men on CL drive BMWs and Mercedes‘. I am ashamed that I only drive a Honda.
I’m sorry I am not more “professional“. I read that many CL men are “professionals”. I feel ashamed that I do not even know what a “professional” does.
I’m sorry that I am not more “fit”. Many CL men are “cut” and “ripped”. I feel ashamed that I am not “lean“ and “hard“. (But at least I do not have man-breasts.)
I’m sorry I am not more “fun and outgoing”. It seems many CL men are mountain climbers or skydivers or surfers or dirt-bike riders or bow-hunters. I feel ashamed that I don’t have a more manly hobby.
I’m sorry I live in Northern Virginia. It seems many DC residents on CL make fun of people who live in Virginia as not being “cool“. I feel ashamed that I do not possess the wherewithal or the inclination to live in DC.
I’m sorry I am a not a younger Asian man. I feel ashamed that as a 39 year old WM, I do not compare well to many of the impressive young Asian men on CL.
I’m sorry I’m not “secure, stable, successful, smart, sweet, sensitive, funny, fun, witty, clean (as in no drugs, tobacco or nasty viruses or bugs), clean (as in shower daily ((twice if I workout)) and diligently brush my teeth including flossing), no tattoos, no metrosexual tendencies/habits, lean, hard body, eyes the color of a summer blue sky, a smile that'll brighten even the darkest room…” all at once like one man who posted on M4W. I feel ashamed that I do not have sky-blue eyes and a room-brightening smile.
I feel ashamed that I am only a normal guy with normal abilities and normal desires. Perhaps there is a woman out there who does not measure up either.