My Christmas gift sucks worse than yours
Some background: I'm a 22 year-old agnostic, vegetarian female. Last year I gave my brother a plastic donkey that shoots cigarettes out of its ass (sounds sucky, I know, but he had wanted it for a while and was thrilled) and some candy. He gave me a CD-rom of religious clip art. It's useless, it sucks, and it cost him $0.50. I thought it couldn't get any worse.
This year, having not learned my lesson, I gave my brother The Daily Show's "America: The Book." It was thoughtful, entertaining, and something he'd actually wanted. He gave me a bottle of "Almost Steamin'" Peak Rut Doe Estrus (see picture)
Incidentally, I also have one free bottle of "Almost Steamin'" synthetic deer urine. It's never been used. I'll mail it to the first person who sends me their mailing address and tells me what they would have given me for Christmas if they were my brother.
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