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Originally Posted: 2004-11-18 1:04pm

WE ARE MOVING TO NEW ZEALAND AND YOU AIN'T

NEW ZEALAND (aka LordoftheingsLand) - A BUCOLIC COUNTRY LITTERED WITH POSTCARD SCENERY. YEAR-ROUND SNOW-COVERED MOUNTAINS, YEAR-ROUND PALM-TREE-LADDEN GOLDEN BEACHES. RAINFORESTS SPORTING 50 FOOT FERNS. SPERM WHALES LIVING PEACEFULLY JUST OFF SHORE. NO NOXIOUS CREATURES (NO SNAKES, NO SCORPIONS, FEW BUGS, NO DUBYA.) SHEEP, SHEEP AND MORE SHEEP - VERY CUTE AND CUDDLY. NOT TO MENTION AN EXCELLENT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE SYSTEM, A NOT-TOO-BLOKEY PUB CULTURE AND THE ABSENCE OF RIGHT-WING CHRISTIANS IN GOVERNMENT.

We are moving there. Lest we expend all our karmic good fortune, we have decided to "give back" by hosting the most enticing yard sale ever. Coffee tables, entertainment center, other assorted furniture, tv, vcr, component stereo equipment, microwave, toaster oven, coffee maker, mixer, other assorted electronics and small appliances. Framed artwork. And then all the typical yard sale stuff - ie crap we are trying to sell cause it is butt-ugly. Plenty of gems nonetheless. Don't Miss Out.

SUNDAY 11/21 9 am onwards. RAIN OR SHINE. backyard of 2520 41st St NW.

Purchasers will be entitled to one night's free lodging on our sofa in a quaint little seaside village 20 minutes outside of Christchurch, NZ with great surf and views of the Southern Alps. We reserve the right, naturally, to say "No Way, Dude. That Was a Joke." On the other hand, you might catch us on a more generous day.




this is in or around GLOVER PARK

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