mother for sale
one slightly used overweight mother for sale.
this 33 year old daughter is at her wits end! must sell mother ASAP for the better good of all!
one slightly used overweight mother. comes with lazy boy and remote control. this mom in her late 50’s works... if you are looking for someone to badger you, tell you what to do, nag you to death? I got the mother for you! she goes to bed early... (you must be over 18 to truly appreciate this aspect)~ waking through out the night to tell you that you need to go to bed... you know you want this mom!
~ she can cook... although she does not do this chore but once a month (if you are lucky)
~ diet advice... she has read and bought every diet book on the market and expresses her opinions freely.
~ home shopping club... she knows best deals on QVC and HSN (as a frequent watcher)
will sell to highest bidder, make me an offer and HURRY UP!
this is in or around my place DC