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Originally Posted: 2013-03-25 1:26pm

Idiot dog to any home

$20 to cover cost of electric training collar.
This dog is a North American Black and Tan Jackass, 2 years old and has ADHD.
Likes to dig. Will dig his own water bowls. He will eat any kind of food or non-foods. In the past he has eaten and returned: two pig-shaped corn holders, pencils (found metal and eraser), matchbox cars, a spoon, everything out of the compost bin, and a diamond necklace.
He's REALLY friendly and will hump any dog or small child he can find. Yes, he's neutered.
Excellent jumper. Would be a great foxhunter if he was a horse.
Can not walk in a straight line.
Can not be walked in town. He will have a meltdown; yipping, spinning, and working himself up so much that he will collapse from the sheer mental exhaustion that comes from walking to the corner store.
Will not bark at strangers in your home.
Attention span maxes out at 4 seconds. Not food, toy, clicker, or praise motivated. You can watch his brain shut off. His eyes go vacant in a blink.
Pulls. Pulls HARD. Wear gloves while working with him. I have lost skin from the leash being ripped from my hands.
Will respond to shock collar beep and occasionally vibrate settings. Ignores shock setting.
If you are interested in adopting Dingus, let me know. I'll leave him attached to the mailbox for pickup.

In case you haven't guessed, this ad is for venting purposes only. You should have seen how bad he was as a puppy.
  • Location: Loudoun
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