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Originally Posted: 2004-04-21 3:59pm

rant: Dr, Suess Style

I do not like these hiney pics
I do not like these rigid dicks
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere!

I do not like your flat white ass
I do not like you, skanky trash!
I do not like your butt flossed crack
It only shows your lack of tact

I would not like to see your flap
I would not could not take that crap
I do not like your naked ass
I do not like it, am I crass?

I do not like your weenie porn
I do not like your asshole corn
I do not care if you are male
Or from where your pictures hail

I would not like to click that link
I would not could not share your kink
I do not want to lose my job
So keep your whorepics, stupid slob!

I do not care if that's your butt
Or if you're male and have a gut
I do not want to read debates
I do not want to masturbate!

I would not vote to make you best
I would not could not share your zest
I do not want to see you itch
you ugly fucking useless Bitch!


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