The Greatest Descriptive Names
But I digress. I would like to submit Edie McAllTheFood as possibly the greatest descriptive name of all time. You can use it for a female or male. The fact that it is Edie would denote female but it fits for the male gender as well. It also gets the point across. That point being: I was going to have that last slice of pizza but Edie McAllTheFood decided that he needed to curb hunger that might come around in, say, 2018, so he scarfed it instead.
On second thought, for those muscle bound morons we see who can't wipe their own asses, I suggest and decry that Big McLargeHuge is the greatest descritpive name ever. Forgive the waffling as both our excellent choices and would be wonderful representatives.