I have an object here that I'm dying to get rid of. It's made of material and is about so big. Origin unclear, purpose vague or misunderstood. Ideal for something. Has never let me down. Then again, has never let me up, either. Would easily fit inside something else and could, possibly, allow other things to fit inside it. It boasts an exterior surface, a top-side, a bottom-side, and assorted vertical planes. There is no handle that I can discern. Responds well to gravity and inertia. Take this damn thing off my hands. It's driving me nuts.