Originally Posted: 2005-01-19 12:15 (no longer live)
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will trade my girlfriend for yours

my girlfriend treats me like crap and never goes to the dentist. we go to a movie and she talks on her cell phone all through it. she hates chinese food, children and animals. she also reads my mail and wears my clothes, then mixes the lights with the darks when she does laundry. however she is really pretty and a great cook.
so if you want to trade let me know.
only trade, no cash, and i won't ship her to a foreign country for a cashier check so dont try that one again. i miss my dog alot.




this is in or around toronto

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