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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

11 Nov 2009 - Courageous Congressperson

02 May 2009 - 10 Reasons I Should Be Single/Celibate

29 Apr 2009 - "Ducks in a row, but splashing in puddles" ... best bot title EVER. - w4m

14 Apr 2009 - To the guy who checked out all the books I need for my final papers - w4m

27 Feb 2009 - Java Googles Upsizing

19 Dec 2008 - To the lesbian girl I work with

04 Jun 2008 - Shocked by my cucumber... - w4m

05 Sep 2006 - To all "Happy Campers"

15 Feb 2006 - Tips and a rant from a female bartender

02 Dec 2005 - I almost destroyed a life today