I'm going out of town between December 20th and January 3rd, and I need someone to take care of my guinea pig. Newton is a 4-year-old male whose hobbies include blank staring and squawking when he runs out of carrots. Although he wrote the fundamental laws of physics in his younger years, he now prefers eating carpet to advancing the understanding of natural phenomena.
In spite of his catatonic stupor, Newton is super cute. Just look at this bitch:
You know you want to pet him.
If you already have male guinea pigs and would like to pigsit one more, shoot me an email. I'll pay you $75 to take care of his dumb ass for two weeks, and all you have to do is keep him warm, clean, and well-fed.
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- Compensation: $5/day