Originally Posted: 2005-08-05 12:00pm

Ear kisser on BART... WTF?

So I'm riding BART to Berkeley around 10:30 this morning. I transfered to a Richmond train at 12th St Oakland and took a seat. I'm hungover today and oblivious to my surroundings, just trying to make it to my office and I'm 2 hours late. not a great day.

anyways, the train stopped at Ashby and a woman (late 30's/early 40's w/short brown hair and glasses) sitting behind me gets up... keep in mind I never saw her when I got on, didn't know she was even there... no eye contact en route, no words were spoken... nothing... she kisses me on the ear (the lobe to be exact) with a slightly open mouth (I think). she walked off the train and barely looked back.

I was stunned, didn't move, could not get a word out. I'm feeling creeped out but fascinated in a completely non-sexual way and my ear feels weird on the spot she kissed.

What I want to know is... has this happened to other people? Is there a name for this behavior? AM I GOING TO DIE LATER?

jesus, I am prone to weird public transportation encounters but this was hands down weirder than when the woman started showing me her box of sex toys and when the bald german body builder with blood red glasses stared at me for twenty minutes straight like he was going to sacrifice my organs to his uber powerful forest god.

get back to me on this...

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