best of craigslist > SF bay area > He's Out of My Life
Originally Posted: 2008-06-30 9:21pm

He's Out of My Life

When I met Mr. Coffee, nobody told me I’d be changing his diaper every single day just so that I could get my buzz on!

It has become all part of the daily grind, after he burps out the final drops of the day’s brew. I feel that doing it 2x a day is an excessive interruption while I prepare my TPS reports for the next day’s meeting.

I will confess to being a part-time Caffiend and part-time gadgetaholic. Mr. Coffee has been served an eviction notice, as I have already purchased and installed a programmable coffee maker + the requisite webcam to identify the person in our office who pours a full cup and leaves about a quarter inch of coffee in the pot --- without making a fresh one for everyone to share.

So, off you go, Mr. Coffee: to Whomever wishes to adopt you, the paperwork has already been completed on your behalf. Simply give him a ride back to your place. He’s already trained and well-seasoned for tomorrow’s coffee shift. He's had no surgery to date. He’s thumbing a ride near the front door of the Capitola DMV.

I’ll miss you, Mr. Coffee.

And, I never even knew your first name…




  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

post id: 738732197

email to friend

best of [?]