Originally Posted: 2008-06-19 10:35am
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The 2008 Craigslist M4M Dictionary
*Swimmerís Build: Term used to describe the physique of someone who has probably never swam a lap or played organized sports in his life. Generally means "Iím not fat, but Iím not ripped and muscular, and so I must have a swimmerís build".
*Beefy (aka husky, cub, bear): Fat ass. The prevalence of these people are the reason you can never find size 30 slacks in a department store.
*Jock: Someone who tries very hard to be manly but probably is deathly afraid of sports and anything physical outside of the Castro steamroom and the Berkeley Steamworks. Most men who actually do play sports would refer to themselves as "athletic".
*Str8 (aka Str8 Acting): Man who lives in a parallel universe where jonesin' for cock is not considered gay. Deludes himself with "Pump my ass and work my dick, boy. Itís cool because Iíve got a GF". These men are a bane to those who are honest about their sexuality.
*Girlfriend (aka GF, wife): A fictitious creature alleged to be had by many men in M4M. GFís are most commonly known to be "asleep", "shopping" or "out of town". Discussion of the GF is intended to bolster intrigue, as in "Cool, this dude usually fucks chicks but now he wants me" among gay men with low self-esteem.
*8X5 cut: A circumcised penis that is 6 inches long and about 4 inches in circumference.
*PNP (aka Party and Play): Term used to describe the combination of a drug binge (usually crystal meth or ďTĒ) and sex. Emphasis is usually on the "party", as this is usually used as a low-grade form of prostitution and participants usually will have a hard time performing sexually. Synonymous with transmission of sexual diseases.
*Vers/Top: Person who wishes to convey the illusion that you will actually get yours without having to jack off on your own. May suck your dick poorly for about 30 seconds before becoming a greedy sex pig.
*Married: Deluded man who is intent on ruining not only his own life, but the life of a spouse and possible children through his patent dishonesty. So hot!
*BB (aka Bareback, Raw, Natural): "I have diseases that will probably kill me and you, but I don't care because I'm on a death trip and want to live for the moment until I become poz and have to take meds".
*Poz (aka HIV+): Man who deserves a medal for being honest about his potential to transmit a dangerous virus and is generally looking to have sex with other poz guys.
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