hey freaks! antique dentist's chair- free!
olde style dentist's chair with adjustable everything. pump the foot pedal and watch the cool hydraulic lift! it goes up, down, back, forward; it spins! not ripped! not stained! not stinky! just in my way...
here's a (tiny) picture:
the catch: the chair is Really Fucking Heavy and you will need 4 beefy friends (and a truck) to get it out of our 2d floor apartment without dumping the hydraulic reservoir all over the carpet. and you better really want it: for the right home/museum/weirdo it's a treasure; for the impulsive - "wow, a dentist's chair!" - it's just a big pain in the ass.
Q: wouldn't it be easier to move if i took it apart?
A: and i want to let you disassemble this greasy mess in my bedroom because...?
Q: will you and/or your roommates help me move it?
Q: but i'm pretty!
A: then you should have no problem finding four suckers to haul it for you.
this in or around cavity creeps