Originally Posted: 2005-04-18 9:37am

Rave: Julie Andrews Loves Craigslist

Well, who knows if that's actually true. But if she did love craigslist, I'm sure she'd express her affection with a song. And perhaps, it might goes like this...

My Favorite Things (on craigslist)

Jobs and apartments and forums for artists,
Mean stupid ranting from skinheads and racists,
Lame missed connections with hope and yearnings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Sluts that give blow jobs in trade for steak dinners,
Candid confessions from whiners and sinners,
Desperate housewives in search of some flings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Free stuff that's broken and "Best-of" for laughter,
Casual sex you regret the day after,
Postings that end with true love and weddings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the crabs bite,
When my pee stings,
When the sex is bad,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so sad

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