Originally Posted: Mon, 30 Sep 01:26 PDT
sorority girl seeks successful christian frat boy
Date: 2002-09-30, 1:26AM PDT
I am a former sorority girl, 22, blonde hair (teased), blue eyes, 5'6", 110 lbs, and work out every day to keep my buttocks firm and clenched. I live in the Marina, and I work in finance. I love movies, bullfights, church, Jesus, and fine dining.
I am looking for a white guy who makes at least 200k a year, preferably as a stock broker or something like that. He also should have a good car that conveys his success- Like a huge Yukon, Hummer or at least the typical black BMW or Mercedes. At least the two of us know that this is not a "cover" for the sad reality of being born with a small member. This type of vehicle commands respect, especially since we can say "hey, I'm only getting 4 miles per gallon, get out of my way you old hag!" while we drive on the sidewalks and cradle our phones to our ears with the hope that we didn't just spill our decaf grande latte on our new armani suit.
He should also be a Christian, and beleive that Jesus is our savior. And frequently make reference to Jesus, without hesitation or embarassment, since we both know this is a Christian country. Whether he practices the teachings of Jesus is irrelevant. He doesn't ALWAYS have to turn the other cheek or love his neighbor...If we need to walk on some people's backs to get where we are going so be it. But we want to command respect, and I think if we carry our bibles around we can at least get moral high ground by using the whole Christian trump card thing when people disagree with us.
Also- you should be attractive, own at least one cell phone, wear one of those headsets around while walking in the city, but not while driving, and wear nice clothes. A complete disdain for the poor and the homeless would help too. (but an annual trip during the holidays to volunteer for a few hours at some nasty shelter to make us feel good would be ok, as long as we don't have to stay too long or touch those people or their clothes.)
I don't care if we are sheep in the herd. We belong together. PS no sex before marriage, no prenup, 2.5 kids.
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