I came back to my car the other night to find someone breaking into my car. This was not the first time my car has been broken into. In fact it has happened so many times that I have taken to leaving the doors unlocked, and just having nothing in my car to steal. When I got to my car on monday night, this stupid MF'er had broken the window of my unlocked car door to look for things to steal.

Well this was the last straw!@ As Popeye used to say, I've had alls I can stands an' I can't stands no more!

So I tackled this guy. Maybe not the best idea I've ever had, but I just couldn't take the senseless vandolism of my car any longer. In the scuffle something very very unexpected happened. It turns out this guy had a prosthetic arm and it came off. In my rage, I took his arm and beat the ever living sh*t out of him with his own arm.

I eventually let him limp off and was left to sweep out the broken glass from my passenger seat.

I now have a prosthetic arm that is of no use to me. So, if you are not the man who broke into my car, and are in need of an arm, please let me know. It looks kind of like this one

http://www.npl.co.uk/optical_radiation/dti/images/page15.jpg

Thanks.


this is in or around Bay Area