Thank you guys so much. I was finally fed up enough with not getting laid (thanks full moon, by the way, also) that I actually posted an ad in CE on a whim. Fortunately, thanks to the ridiculousness of the responses, I am now shocked out of my mood. I have removed my ad and will stay home with my dignity and good-girlness intact. Thank you guys so much for being such complete retards that you woke me out of my stupor. I cannot even imagination the humiliation and regret you have saved me from. Thanks again.