I understand that you feel the need to compensate for the inadequate size of your appendage with a straight-pipe, tuned-for-extra-noise rolling temper tantrum. And, fer sure, the rest of us lowly civilians with an unnatural need to sleep at 3:00 in the FUCKING morning are in utter and complete awe of your noise generating capabilities. Clearly you are, by a long shot, the loudest and most impressive monkey in the jungle.

And PUH-LEEEEESE don't give me that infantile crap about how "loud pipes save lives". By that rationale, drivers of small cars should be leaning on their horns while driving to alert other traffic of their weasly little presence. By the way, did you ever notice that most of your noise cone is BEHIND your fucking motorcycle, rendering it pretty useless as an early warning system??? The only way that somebody ahead of you is going to hear your bike is by bouncing your noise pollution off the wall of an apartment building or some other civilian structure populated by small-minded folks who wonder why your personal enjoyment should be more important the need for reasonable calm of EVERYBODY ELSE in a four block radius.

Nope, the only reason why you have tweaked your bike to emit on average 130-150 decibels while idling is that you want to draw attention to your pathetic, insecure, socially retarded self. Me, me, me! Pay attention to ME! I am loud! Yeah! I am really LOUD!

My suggestion to remedy the situation:
All operators of boom cars (by the way, FUCK YOU TOO) or insanely loud motorcycles are to be taken into custody immediately and subjected to a 72-hour sleep-deprivation treatment (just so you can get a taste of the lovely effect you are having on entire neighborhoods and the occasional baby, sick person, shift worker, et al.)
On each subsequent violation, the sleep-deprivation treatment is extended by an additional 24 hours. This guarantees that individuals re-offend for a maximum of 3-4 times before the penalty either drives them insane or kills them.