I wasted about 3 (5) hours at work today posting C.E. w4m ad's and not ONE single response! No "I like anal too," no "here's my pic you little hottie" or "...does age matter - I'm only 18?" What happen to the good old days when girls were throwing out "do you like to receive oral's" faster than a Ethiopian chicken. Not even one transvestite tried to slip one by and get a pic...

What is this forum coming to - can't a brotha get some luvin' (I'm white.) All I am asking is to meet a woman with little (no) inhibitions. I have a good job (selling pot), I'm charismatic (manipulative), 22 (27) years old. I don't need to use the internet to date (fuck) and I don't really have time (money) to go out and do the dating (strip club) thing.

All I'm looking for is a confident (slutty), woman who wants to watch (make)a movie, (porn) loves wine, (anal) and knows what she is looking for (sex) and isn't afraid to (moan) say it.

I'm a good (terrible) guy, I love to read (masturbate) and I am (was) in really great shape (rounds a shape right?) I'm tall (average) and really only looking for a friend (booty call) to start out with (tonight)

Seriously if you're new to the area (married) and looking to meet (me) new people and get out of the house (away from your husband/boyfriend), send me an email (nude pic) and let's talk (fuck) a bit (tonight)...

It that too much to ask (demand?) I look forward to hearing (seeing you nude) from you later.

Best regards (worst intentions)