Originally Posted: 2003-12-07 13:56 (no longer live)
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Wanted: hungry rat

I've got a mole on my face the size of a baby's thumb. I need your hungry rat to gnaw it off. Your rat needs to be really hungry, as I'm hoping to make this quick. Also, you should have a leash on your hungry rat, or it should be well-trained, especially if it's a vicious hungry rat.

I'm not offering any money for this, since it's a win-win situation. Your hungry rat gets a full belly, I don't get stared at on the bus by small children anymore.

Serious replies only. Thanks.


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