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Originally Posted: 2005-04-08 6:47am

How to write code

object me
{
    me.still_alive = true;
    main()
    {
        while(me.still_alive)
        {
            me.wake();
            me.pee();
            me.poop();
            me.eat(food);
            me.work();
            me.fuck(girl);
            me.readcl();
            me.sleep();
        }
    }
    function fuck(human girl)
    {
        if girl.isHot()
        {
            me.cock.fill(blood);
            me.statedOrgasmThreshold = 60 minutes;
            me.currentOrgasmState = 0 minutes;
            me.undress();
            if (girl.pussy.isExposed() & girl.pussy.isClean()) or (girl.pussy.isExposed() & me.horny())
            {
                while(girl.givesConsent())
                {
                    me.penetrate();
                    me.withdraw();
                    if (me.currentOrgasmState > me.statedOrgasmThreshold or me.currentOrgasmState > 10 minutes)
                    {
                        me.orgasm(goo);
                        me.scratchBalls();
                        me.ignore(girl);
                        me.eat(pizza);
                        me.drink(beer);
                        me.nap();
                    }
                    me.currentOrgasmState ++ 1 minute;
                }
                if not (girl.givesConsent())
                {
                    try
                    {
                        me.sweetTalk(girl);
                        me.buyStuffFor(girl);
                        me.ignore(girl);
                        me.smack(girl);
                    }
                    catch(exception e)
                    {
                        if e.message.contains(girl.screamingPunchingScratchingOutMyEyes())
                        {
                            me.runAway();
                        }
                    }
                }
            }
        }
        elseif girl.sucksGood()
        {
            me.proposeMarriage();
        }
    }
}

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