CAT FOR SALE
I'm moving and can't bring my cat with me. She's really fuzzy, nice and smells good. She's not a purebred or anything but I'd like to reiterate that she smells really good, so I'm asking $5,000-- however we can negotiate. She comes with a catnip mousie toy and a free '95 Honda Accord LX. The cat likes sleeping in the sun, the Accord gets 28/MPG.
Email me with questions, serious inqueries only please.