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Originally Posted: 2004-02-19 3:24pm

Bad habits, free to a good home

I have a number of equisitely complex bad habits that I don't want any more. You can have them for free; I don't want them any more.

These habits were perfectly useable and functional for many years, but as I've gotten older, are no longer working. Perhaps they would fit in your life.

You can have the following habits, amongst others, at no charge:

--late nights at bars
--defensive response to accusations
--lack of a willingness to commit
--messiness
--lack of organization
--cursing
--smoking tobacco
--anger
--leaving dishes in the sink to moulder for eons
--self hatred and low self-esteem

I also have a codependent girlfriend who is available on an as-is, where-is basis. You must pick up as her her body and interior appearance are perfect, but the engine inside doesn't run right. There is no sex provided by this particular girlfriend as that part of her burned out a few years ago. Perhaps if you take her to a professional, some of her issues could be worked out somewhat inexpensively, but she would need to be towed.

Please come and pick up all this shit. I need to clean out my head space, and all of this is going to the dump if no one else comes to claim it.



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