OK, so maybe you two don't FEEL hot. You don't act like you think you're all that. You act normal. You take your kids to school, you putter around the garden. You probably cook normal, child-friendly meals and fight over finances.
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But you are hot. Both of you. I don't recall ever wanting to have sex with any neighbors, ever. And I feel kind of wrong about it, too, seeing as how you are married with kids, and fine and upstanding citizens and all.
But you're both freaking CUTE. I like you, husband-man, with your coloring and dimples. And you, wifey, for your attitude, pretty hair, and ample bossoms.
I don't know - should I have you over for a glass of wine and then give you a "tour" of my "house"? Would our relationship be forever soured if we all jumped on my queen-sized bed and just started going at it? Should I spend more time standing naked in front of my picture windows? Do you guys even KNOW about craigslist?
- this is in or around Eastlake
- no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests