You Want the Table? You Can't Handle the Table!
Run a monster truck over it. Tape explosives to it. Launch it a quarter mile with a (big) trebuchet. Play the Anvil Chorus on it with sledgehammers for an hour. It will mock you.
I'm a beaten man. Just get it out of my garage. Bring your friends
- Location: Woodmont
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