Originally Posted: 2009-01-25 1:03pm
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favorite this post Seeking Arranged Marriage

TO ALL AVAILABLE MEN
SOÖ Iím single, tired of mingling, and looking to get hitched. Thing is, Iím pretty frustrated with the legwork and my solution is to pass the buck on to my parents and let them go ahead and choose for me, the way it was (is) done in the good old days (South Asia). So if youíre a single guy, hoping for marriage and kids (not more than two) in the future, and willing to roll with the punches, letís get your folks in on this too.

Hereís what Iím thinkingÖ You respond to this with your parental contact info, which I will pass along to mineÖ Then, I figure we can just butt out until the wedding. Letís let them hammer out the details, investigate compatibility, and argue about a dowry.

Me: 26 year old female with a generally positive outlook on life, one salary, three piercings, zero tattoos, one car, one hamster, and one (slightly used) vagina. Iíd be willing to consider getting re-virginized if this is a deal-breaker for your family.

Iíd prefer not to convert to your religion, but I would consider relocation if my travel expenses were covered.

Looking forward to the big day. Maybe weíll meet once or twice before thenÖ Iím leaving that up to my mom.

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