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Originally Posted: 2008-11-10 7:40pm

To the Creeper in the Vibrator Aisle - w4m

You: 5'11" thin Caucasian male, 50-60 years old.
Me: 5'3" thin Asian female, glasses, World of Warcraft shirt.

I looked up and our eyes met as you entered the store. I didn't make eye contact because I was interested; I merely looked up because the sound of the door had startled me. When I looked back down at the array of vibrators in front of me, it was NOT an open invitation for you to come up behind me and breathe down my neck. When I walked away quickly after you REACHED your arm around me in order to grab the rabbit vibrator I was eyeing, I was NOT playing hard to get.
While I realize I may seem like I am unattached and possibly in need of a guy due to my obvious interest in games like World of Warcraft (my shirt), I have no problem piquing the interest of guys who are within my age range. While I realize that girls who make visits to their local pornery may seem like they are loose, strange, and particularly kinky, learn to not assume that they're interested in being followed by someone who roughly resembles their 11th grade AP History teacher.

TLDR;
Girls who go to the porn store probably enjoy sex,
but realize that if they're even remotely attractive and young,
they're probably not interested in fucking someone who is unattractive and in their 50s.
If they ARE a part of the minority that are enticed by extremely older guys,
they will likely approach you.

Go away, Creeper;
Lurk elsewhere.

  • Location: F Street, Chula Vista
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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