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Originally Posted: 2009-07-29 9:27pm

sturdy chassis, lightly used (but highly driven) seeks new prospects.

Manufacture

Made in Atlanta, GA, 1968

Odometer

14,600 days

Hybrid Fuel Technology

pepperoni vegetarian

MPG (my preferred ground)

9% urban, 91% elsewhere

Audio System

one exceptional speaker, sensitive receiver, multiple frequency scan

STANDARD FEATURES


67 POINT PRE-OWNED CERTIFIED INSPECTION


  • hair conditioning
  • "your turn" signals
  • cat allergic converter
  • self-starter
  • vibram treads
  • not much of an airbag
  • rack and piñon
  • minimum idle talk
  • internal navigation
  • love compartment
  • power staring fluid
  • fool filter
  • recognition switch
  • pistons (and pissed offs)
  • gimme a break fluid
  • hair filter
  • no power strain
  • drama-free
  • smoke-free
  • drug-free
  • disease-free

OPTIONAL PACKAGES


Off-Road Accessories

add-ons for exploring the outdoors— camping, snowshoeing, hiking, stargazing, photographing

Sub-Woofer

complements the role of man's best friend with leash, extra water, noseprinted windows, and scattered hair for added comfort. Wet dog scent additional charge.


MINIMUM DEMOGRAPHICS FOR SUCCESSFUL PROSPECTS


Physical

Y chromosome; over 5'7"; fit width of coach airline seat; 30’s-40’s

Cultural

adherence to strong moré / value system; interest in the arts, reading, travel, South Park; acting goofy/corny with kids AND adults

Economic

FT employed and/or financially stable

Intellectual

110% neurons firing; literate; creative; witty banter

Spiritual

Introspective and centered; disbelief that some guy 2000 years ago died for your sins.


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