New easy to use template for your "Missed Connections"
I was at
[ ] Starbucks
[ ] Starbucks
[ ] the Starbucks kiosk in the Safeway
and you were
[ ] working at the Starbucks.
[ ] a customer at the Starbucks.
[ ] ordering a "venti half-caf soy latte" or some other nonsense with a made-up name.
[ ] making a "venti half-caf soy latte" or some other nonsense with a made-up name.
[ ] enjoying a "venti half-caf soy latte" or some other nonsense with a made-up name.
I couldn't help noticing you
[ ] made eye contact when I paid for my drink.
[ ] nodded politely when I asked for a lid for my drink.
[ ] admiring how concisely I used the fake coffee terminology when I ordered my overpriced, made-up name beverage.
I was the
[ ] guy wearing a trendy commie army hat and an oh-so-predictable, 3 sizes-too-small t-shirt from a thrift store and a shaggy 1976 hairdo.
[ ] guy with the "I'm so fucking ironic" 70's fu manchu moustache and mirrored aviator sunglasses and greasy hair.
[ ] girl wearing hiphugger jeans that are so small that they make my spare tire look like one from an 18 wheeler, prominently displaying my above-the-butt "tramp stamp" tattoo.
[ ] the girl pretending to ignore me and acting like you were busy typing furiously into your iBook.
[ ] the barrista pretending to be too busy working to notice how hot I am.
[ ] the guy making a complete mess at the condiment counter while doctoring up your fancy expensive coffee drink.
I think there was a spark and I think you know it too. Wanna get some coffee??