ISO a Penis (with man attached)
Said penis must possess a car and a full-time job.
Said penis must be STD-free as is my vagina.
Said penis would be willing to go cut down a Christmas tree, even if it means missing a football game.
Said penis gives compliments to vagina's owner relatively often.
Said penis likes romantic evenings as well as hot sweaty monkey sex.
Said penis will not be making guest appearances with other vaginas!!!
Please send a picture if you would like to be considered.
Owner of said vagina