Loathsome, bitter wretch seeking repulsive mate for creation of ugly brood of offspring. I'm not really looking for plain, unattractive mates, but more two-ply brown bag, can't leave the house hideous (but virile!) to assist with conception of world's most foul, deformed, dog-faced children. Disfigurements should be genetic as opposed to accidental.

I have no outside interests or likes. I am hated, alone and thoroughly disliked. UB2.