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Originally Posted: 2004-10-22 10:44pm

Jaded Hag Seeks Ugly Bastard for Breeding Feral Children

Loathsome, bitter wretch seeking repulsive mate for creation of ugly brood of offspring. I'm not really looking for plain, unattractive mates, but more two-ply brown bag, can't leave the house hideous (but virile!) to assist with conception of world's most foul, deformed, dog-faced children. Disfigurements should be genetic as opposed to accidental.

I have no outside interests or likes. I am hated, alone and thoroughly disliked. UB2.


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