A Decentralized Approach to Home Entertainment is Wrong for America
Yesterday a hard working American asked me, "anonimous craigslist poster, sometimes I feel like pointing all my furniture in one direction, but I don't know in which direction I should point it." Let me tell you right now, America's furniture needs leadership, and my entertainment center can provide it. YOUR FURNITURE SHOULD POINT TOWARDS MY ENTERTAINMENT CENTER!
See, under my opponent's decentralized plan, you have lots of remotes for lots of devices, but you can't tell which one is for what or where you're supposed to point it. Point the wrong one in the wrong direction and nothing happens. Zip. Nadda. See, when nothing happens, the enemies of America win. Under my centralized plan, you point all remotes toward the entertainment center. It doesn't matter which remote you pick up, if you point it at the entertainment center and mash a bunch of buttons SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN! This keeps America safe.
Some suggest the entertainment center is an unfunded mandate. That's not true. It's fifty bucks.
53"W x 47"T x 17"D. TV area is 27"W x 25"T. Email for picks.
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