I stole your crutches.
at approximately 00:30 on thursday morning, i was with a friend walking back from a night of drunken revelry when i spotted a pair of crutches leaning against the fence by the tennis courts. you are evidently very tall, as i had to adjust these crutches before i could mockingly, drunkenly use them. i apologize for any inconvenience i caused you and would be more than happy to return your cripple sticks.
please respond at your earliest convenience. tell me what your crutches look like so i don't give them to a cripple-poser.
- Location: 10/Lombard
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