I see a lot of offers for trade so I want to give it a shot!

I have a wife I will trade for a Harley Davidson! No SMALL bikes. I need something as big as my wife. She cooks and cleans, has a job! American born. I will equal the value of the bike if it is Heritage or Road King, even a Dresser by throwing in the Mom! I will be glad to deliver and pick up the bike. Or if you want you bring the bike and stay here! House and kids included if it is a real nice custome chromed out, and very low mileage.

If you fill the tank and keep it running out front I will leave you the dog too.

YOU can't beat this deal with a stick, unless you are "The Quiet Man".

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