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Originally Posted: 2005-03-31 1:06pm

Let's Get Rid of the Soft-Core Porno Pics

I do not like these hiney pics
I do not like these uncut dicks
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere!

I do not like your flat white ass
I do not like you, skanky trash!
I do not like your butt-flossed crack
It only shows your lack of tact

I do not like your saggy tits
or listening to your hissy-fits
I do not like your hairy slash.
Just go away, I'll give you cash.

I do not like your weenie porn
I do not like your asshole corn
I do not care if you smoke bowls
Or suck big cocks at glory holes.
I do not care if you like Greek. That is not the hole I seek. You said lick my Taco Bell. Honey I would, but its the smell.
I would not like to click that link
I would not could not share your kink
I do not want to lose my job
So keep your whorepics, stupid slob!

I do not care if that's your butt
Or if you're male with a gut
I do not care about waiter's tips
or even Betka Shpitz' whips.

I do not like care if you suck cocks
or if you like to smell men's socks
I do not want to see your nuts
To me, your just another putz

I do not want your blow job pics
or seeing assholes filled with dicks
Take your cum shots and be gone
Craigslist ain't the place for porn!!



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