Originally Posted: 2005-03-06 09:09 (no longer live)
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Free Possessed Playschool Talking Barbeque-Sorry it is gone

After much soul searching and with great reluctance I am getting rid of my Playschool Talking Barbeque. When I was moving into my house, the previous owners were cleaning out the garage and getting rid of some things. I saw that they were going to throw away this cute Playschool Talking Barbeque and I just couldn't stand to see it go. Every time you touch it, it says "Hey it's time for a barbeque!" The mouth moves, the eyes move, and then the spatula chimes in "flip it, flip it good!" Then the mustard bottle rotates and says "it ain't done till there's mustard on the bun!" Who could resist such a treasure. They warned me though, they said "it randomly turns itself on in the middle of the night." Pretty scary stuff sometimes.

One night I was sound a sleep and when I heard it in the living room. "Hey it's time for a barbeque!" Then the grill is making it's PSSSHHHHH PSSHHHH sounds, I ran out there to take it outside before it woke up my roommates. When I grabbed it to pick it up it just started saying "flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This thing really might be possessed I thought! I ran out to the shop behind my house and threw it inside, my heart pounding as I walked into the house, hearing it say "Flip it and going PSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH, PssssssssssHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Over the past year I had random encounters with the barbeque in the dark garage, or whatever room it might have been moved to. As the batteries slowly died the voices got lower and lower, until they reached a very low, completely demonic sound.

Finally one day the voices stopped, they eyes didn't move, the mouth didn't move, and the demon was expelled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Until you put new batteries in it and give it to your child ages 3-5.


this is in or around Hillsboro

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