145,762 miles...................time for an oil change
You will be needed to:
-squeeze my hand during movie scenes that only we "get"
-show me that little scar on your cheek as a result of a sword fight with your sister's overheated curling iron (preferable to a knife yielding gang encounter)
-offer me your last piece of Uni and when I refuse, offer again
-drive no more than 75 mph...EVER, unless we are being tailed by my editor wanting a rewrite, YESTERDAY!
-read to me at bedtime and wake me with your hand brushing my cheek (face or otherwise)
-tell me it makes me look PHAT!
-walk, talk, possibly falk....but, DEFINITELY not stalk
-stand tall and carry a big wooden stick (hee...hee)
-be older than a boy, younger than a geezer
I, in return, solemnly swear to be your very own laughter inducing, heart opening, mind blowing, ass warmer...for, at the very least, a long weekend.
this is in or around under my hood