Why Guys Like Smokers
Before you freak out and call me names, think about this: Places where smokers hang out are far more likely to be the area meat markets. Non-smokers go to bars & pubs where they can talk with the people they came with. Maybe they'll get food too. Smokers just need a place they can go to smoke. They're less likely to even want food. They're smoking. They're cheaper dates.
Non-smokers are likely to go out hiking and biking and doing outdoorsy stuff. Non-smokers make for great friends because there's always something to do. Smokers are likely to go wherever they can hang out and smoke. Smokers are great for when you want to get laid because they're where the action begins: the seedy meat markets.
It's also true that people are more likely to think something is OK to do if they're seeing other people do it. You don't see people hooking up on their way out of church do you? Of course not. Go to bars and pubs where non-smokers hang out, and they're eating and talking with the people they came with (usually). It's harder to get in there and pick one of them up. But you see it all the time where smokers hang out. That means a smoker's less likely to frown on a one night stand because they see it all the time. So, you hang out with smokers and put on the charm. Before you know it, you're headed home with a smoker for the old hump and dump.
Here's the best part. Fuck that smoker like there's no tomorrow. Tie her up if she's into that, take her from behind, let her ride you, throw her legs over your shoulders and really give it to her. Whatever you both like. But make sure you really fuck her hard. Make her tremble, make her sweat. Fuck her to the point where she has to remind herself to breathe. She's giving you her body, so make sure you make it worth her while, y'know? Plus, if you've banged the holy hell out of her, she's going to need a cig. When she goes outside for a smoke, lock your door and go back to bed.
Man I love a good night’s sleep.