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Originally Posted: 2003-09-02 11:52am

Seeking man with no income.

I am trying to figure out approximately how large my return will be next year. And I have discovered the only way I will get the return I need is if I get married to a man with no income for the marriage tax credit.

So, you must have no income. You must also be okay with us filing jointly.

I prefer a really hot, young hippie (because you know most hippies have no income, that you can declare anyway.)

It's a plus if you are over six feet. It's a DEFINITE plus if you have a terminal illness so that I can file as a widow next year. That's a BIG tax credit! :)

If you have any other disabilities, please list (e.g. blind, deaf, etc.)

A little about me: I'm a young, pretty accountant.

Include a picture. SIO.



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