Lazy good for nothing seeks chronic nag
I'm not that picky, but I am looking for a young model type. She should be financially well off in order to support my vast caloric requirements. It'd also be a plus if she would nag me incessantly so I could ignore her; that'd make me feel like the dominant one.
We could spend romantic evenings on the couch taking turns washing my nether regions which have become quite foul from chronic neglect. I'll suppply the brillo pads and comet, you supply the love.
Looking forward to hearing from you. Please include a picture as I will inevitably get more responses than I will be able to reply to.